1. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    The Doctor Who Fandom

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  2. life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

    piertotum-locomottor:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    breadmaakesyoufat:

    i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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    GUYS NO.

    PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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    Reblogged from: missemilymarie23
  3. phiftycent:

    princem4rtian:

    poyzn:

    This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

    I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

    oh my god

    Reblogged from: myprovinciallife
  4. Reblogged from: deerbabystyles
  5. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

    Reblogged from: myprovinciallife
  6. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Australian Photoset #17

    Want to see more?

    Canadian Photoset #16

    Reblogged from: officiallyaustralia
    • Person: Theatre is stupid
    • Person: Musicals are gay
    • Me:
    • Person:
    • Me:
    • Police: So can you tell me what happened?
    • Me: He ran into my knife.
    • Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
    • Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
    Reblogged from: hermione-writes-fanfiction
  7. shitshilarious:

    there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking

    Reblogged from: malice-in-neverland
  8. myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

    myonlyfrearofdeath:

    This is like so simple but so cool…

    Reblogged from: malice-in-neverland
  9. corporal-levi-achoo:

watchedbyfoxes:

only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.

I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference 

    corporal-levi-achoo:

    watchedbyfoxes:

    only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.

    I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference 

    Reblogged from: malice-in-neverland
  10. thespacegoat:

    • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
    • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
    • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
    • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
    • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
    • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
    • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
    • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
    • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
    • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
    • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
    • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
    • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
    • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
    • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
    • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
    • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
    • Put toothpaste on a pimple and cover it with a bandaid overnight. It will dry out.
    • Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
    • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
    • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
    • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
    • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
    • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
    • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
    • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
    • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

    Reblogged from: demi-criss
  11. Reblogged from: kevinssecretplace4546
  12. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    The World’s Only Consulting Fandom 

    Reblogged from: itsstuckyinmyhead
  13. Reblogged from: broadcastforthebroken
  14. sp00kyjames:

    sliceofbri:

    THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS

    THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL

    NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST

    REMEMBER TIP TOP OK:

    Make a paragraph every time that any of these things change!

    Ti me

    lace

    To pic

    erson

    Reblogged from: kevinssecretplace4546
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